The Mood Oracle
💦A disgustingly relatable indie oracle deck with plastic cards that you can spill your bong water on.
JFC, HIS DAD, AND HIS DAD’S CREEPY GHOST FRIEND APPROVED!
😬If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your oracle cards before...
🤩The Mood Oracle is a relatable 69 card deck for your irreverent esoteric edutainment. Plastic cards that you can spill your bong water on.
🗣Here's what the metaphysical community has to say about the Mood Oracle:
“This is the deck I wish I had when I was tripping balls”
“Bigfoot’s dick is offensive. It’s so...erect.”
“I’d file a complaint about this deck but it’d probably just show up in Satan’s asshole.”
“This deck exploits Koalas.”
“I meditated a little too hard and did a little cleanse out my Poot chakra.”
🎴Use deck to:
- Bathtub readingz
- Test spaghetti
- Flip at #love&light hoez
- Build a fort to cry in
- Scoop melted queso
- Weed out clients without a sense of humor
- Doubles as a passport...TO WEIRDO TOWN!
🙋🏻♀️Add the Mood deck for $5 off!
PANTONE 100C
PLEASE NOTE
BELOW ARE SOME PHOTOS...PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THE BOX SHOWN IS A DIGITAL SAMPLE CREATED BY MY PRINTER AND THE COLORING IS SLIGHTLY OFF. THE REAL COLOR WILL BE PANTONE 100C, THE SAME COLOR AS THE YOUNG WITCH DECK.
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