THE MUFKN MOOD TAROT

🤑FREE SHIPPING ON THE MOOD TAROT THROUGH CHRISTMAS!
(International orders please email me to purchase. $10 shipping  internationally and stuff.)

💨Each deck is imbued with the fart of a tiny Bigfoot.

💌Email me if you’d like your deck signed or have questions. 

😈If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your tarot cards before...

🤪Tarot Mood is a disgustingly relatable tarot comic/ meme deck for irreverent, naughty, scoundrel type folk who, can’t remember shit unless they laugh their ass off to it and envision the whole thing while stoned on the Devil’s Lettuce. Let’s face it guys, we’re all a little bit brain damaged. 

🥰I recolored all of Pammy’s line art and wrote funny crap on them. Believe it or not, it took me a really long time. The comics try to encompass the upright and reversed meanings of each card.

💨 Each deck is imbued with the fart of a tiny Bigfoot.

🤔Why do you need this ridiculousness?

✨I personally need this deck just to counteract all the new (c)age bullshit boring my tarot shelfies.

💦 I need this deck because it’s plastic and I can spill my bong water on it.

😼I need this deck because cats came into my room at night in the shape of a person in a trench coat. I’m terrified, guys. I had to make the deck.

😹I need this deck so I can giggle every time I read a “is he into me?” reading, from here on out.

🥺I need this deck because I’m disgusting.

😬I don’t know if any of those apply to you...

🎴Use cards to:

-Test spaghetti

-Bathtub readings

-Freak your mom out

-Please the Dark Lord

-Do cocaine with them

-Flip them at witches like they’re strippers. Better than $2 bills

🤩How do you get this deck? 

🤑Gimme yer moneyz!

❄️ If this deck is bought I’m gonna use the money for cocaine and exotic travel. But also I will send love and light to sad children for 5 minutes per each deck bought. So if you DON’T buy this deck, and you’ve read this text, you are willfully preventing sad children from receiving love and light. No, I’m kidding. Please buy my deck.

 📣Here's what the tarot community has to say about the Mood deck:

"It's a disgrace!" - The Hierophant

"This deck straight up says 'dick' on some of the cards! Don't buy it!" - A concerned tarotist

"What the Hell is a Yeet?" - Debra

"You gotta problem with me, bro?!" - Chad

"I'd like to speak to the creator of the deck." - Karen

‼️Warning:

Well, Hell. Where do I start? This deck is offensive and self-deprecating. Don’t bother trying to troll it, as it is self-roasting. It knows it is shit, and thinks it’s hilarious anyway. It has it’s problems but it still fuks wit’ ‘em. If you’re a very rigid person you’ll probably feel a slight burning sensation upon its arrival. I still think you should buy it though.

You can also follow the deck on 

*Facebook 

*Instagram

and 

*YouTube

@TarotMood

🙏Namfukste

(International orders take 6-8 weeks for shipping. US order about 3 days.)